A couple of days ago heathen Hollywood unleashed a heinous attack
against Islam with the leaking of numerous nude photos of female
celebrities. However, once again us Muslims proved that we are a strong
and resilient people by withstanding the sinful celebrity flesh
bombardment (so far).
Below we have compiled the top 10 celebrity nude leaks which were
previously unposted on this holy Muslim celebrity gossip website. Let
this be a lesson to all celebrities who would dare to try and destroy
the Islamic faith by leaking nude photos, we can handle your worst so
bring it on!
#10 Kirsten Dunst
Actress Kirsten Dunst shows off her immodestly bosomy breasts in these
leaked photos. When Islam finally conquers the West she’ll have to keep
those things down with strapping tape or we will lop them off with our
mighty scimitars.
#9 Melissa Benoist
“Glee” star Melissa Benoist took a unique approach in this celebrity
nude leak, by photographing herself having sex with her boyfriend. Of
course she messed up by taking the pictures in black-and-white, as that
lessons the depravity by 70%.
#8 Taylor Swift
Of course former country music star turned pop star Taylor Swift had to
get in on the leaked nude photo action by showing off her perky tits in
the pics below. Taylor will now write no less then 3 albums worth of
surprisingly upbeat songs crying about how she was violated, and how all
men are lying pigs.
#7 Jennette McCurdy
Former Nickelodeon star Jennette McCurdy picked right up were she left
off after leaking lingerie photos a few months ago. Now Jennette is
being more explicit showing her breasts and thong clad booty. At the
rate Jennette is going we can expect to see photos of her gaping her ass
by Christmas.
#6 Yvonne Strahovski
“24”, “Dexter”, and “Chuck” star Yvonne Strahovski leaked some topless
selfies. I must admit the first photo is quite erotic. Not because of
Yvonne’s tight body and bare perky tits, but because it looks like she
had her head chopped off.
#5 Becca Tobin
“Glee” star Becca Tobin prostitutes her shameful nude female body under
the Christmas tree in these leaked pics. No doubt this naughty whore got
her stocking stuffed more than a few times that night.
#4 Jordan Hinson
“Eureka” star Jordan Hinson had the nearly nude and very slutty photos
below leaked. These leaked pics certainly didn’t cause a eureka moment,
as us Muslims knew that Jordan was an immoral strumpet the first time we
saw her lustful eyes and garish yellow hair.
#3 Lea Michele
“Glee” star Lea Michele plays with her sinful sex organs in these leaked
nudes. After seeing these pictures it is no wonder that Lea’s boyfriend
Cory Monteith killed himself by overdosing on heroin a couple of months
ago.
#2 Blake Lively
Nearly lost in all the hoopla surrounding this latest round of celebrity
leaks was the fact that the complete set of “Gossip Girl” star Blake
Lively nude selfies leaked as well. Finally we get to see all the
pictures that Blake took to win actor Ryan Reynolds’ heart. Who says
romance is dead?
#1 Bar Refaeli
Model and Israeli Jewess Bar Refaeli spreads her ass cheeks and f*cks
herself with a curling iron in these leaked pics. Of course for a whore
like Bar Refaeli the curling iron was probably just the warm up before
she shoved a blow dryer up her rectum.
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