#10 Rose Bertram
First up in our top ten is the busty racially ambiguous model Rose
Bertram. Rose is clearly a mongrel as she has the eyes and bone
structure of a caucasian, but the sloppy tits and frizzy nappy hair of a
negroid.
#9 Emily DiDonato
Emily DiDonato has bewitching blue eyes. She is clearly some sort of
she-demon sent from hell to corrupt the souls of us pious Muslims with
her perky tits and tight round ass.
#8 Hannah Davis
Hannah Davis was on the cover of last year’s issue, but this year she is
lucky to be number eight on our list. This fall from grace serves her
right for getting herpes from baseball player Derek Jeter, and starring
in those annoying DirectTV commercials.
#7 Irina Shayk
Russian model and high priced escort Irina Shayk is no longer soccer
star Cristiano Ronaldo’s beard, as she has been demoted to being actor
Bradley Cooper’s beard. As father time continues to take his toll on
Irina who knows what B-list closeted homoqueer celebrity she will be
covering for by this time next year.
#6 Hailey Clauson
Hailey Clauson is the only good looking chick to be on the cover of this
year’s issue (the other two covers feature Ronda Rousey and some
fatty). I am sure Hailey is ecstatic to be sharing her spotlight with
two she-beasts in the name of political correctness.
#5 Tanya Mityushina
Tanya Mityushina may be the breakout star of this issue, as she
certainly puts on quite the show by flossing her ass crack in these
photos.
#4 Samantha Hoopes
I always thought that Samantha Hoopes was some lesbodyke WNBA basketball
player, but as you can see in the photos below this girl is a natural
born cock sucker.
#3 Hannah Ferguson
Hannah Ferguson probably took the sluttiest photos of any girl in this
year’s issue. Too bad it did not win her the top spot on any list, but
our one for whores to be lapidated.
#2 Nina Agdal
SI swimsuit issue veteran Nina Agdal comes in at number two on our list.
Her consolation prize is that she will be granted the illustrious
status of an anal only concubine when Islam finishes conquering the
West.
#1 Gigi Hadid
It really is no surprise that model Gigi Hadid is the hottest woman in
this years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, as she is 50% Muslim (her
father is Palestinian). Of course Gigi gets her perfectly portioned
figure and exceptional facial bone structure from her Muslim side.
Unfortunately since she is a half-breed, Gigi did not also inherit
humility and erotic thick dark musty pubic hair on her chest and stomach
like a full-blooded Muslimina.
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